God Bless the Canadian Housewife

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God Bless the Canadian Housewife

The songs "God Bless the American Housewife" and "God Bless the Canadian Housewife" were written by Jann Arden Richards and Russell Andrew Broom. Recorded by SHeDAISY) - length 3:10 minutes


Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
I bend to get the paper, every neighbour's tryin' to check me out
Look at me, I'm lovely as I wave beside my Minivan
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can

God bless the Canadian housewife
(How she does it all I'll never know)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)
God bless the Canadian housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)
Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things
Have to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring

God bless the Canadian housewife
(How she does it all I'll never know)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)
God bless the Canadian housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)
Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves
Look how my Tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone
Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn

God bless the Canadian housewife
(How she does it all I'll never know)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)
God bless the Canadian housewife

God bless the Canadian housewife
(How she does it all I'll never know)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)(x2)
God bless the Canadian housewife
(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)
God bless the Canadian housewife!!

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